Why I Hate the Portland Hipster Community

This right here is exactly why I hate Portland’s hipster community. There’s no goddamned reason for this. We’ve invented perfectly good, safe, easy ways to get into a beer can. But that’s not retro enough for these douchebags. They’ve got to make the simple harder.

Assholes.

It’s a shame too because I love pilsner style beers but I will never drink this.

via Churchkey Can Co.’s Flat Top Beer Can

0 thoughts on “Why I Hate the Portland Hipster Community”

  1. Maybe they went really old school and soldered the top with lead. Everyone who drinks this brand will slowly lose their mind, problem solved.

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