When Rivers Collide: 10 Incredible Confluences

In geography, a confluence is the meeting of two or more bodies of water. Known also as a conflux, it refers either to the point where a tributary joins a larger river, called the main stem, or where two streams meet to become the source of a river of a new name, such as the confluence of the Monongahela and Allegheny Rivers in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania creating the Ohio River.

When Rivers Collide: 10 Incredible Confluences

Your "Thanks, Captain Obvious" Headline of the Week

Darby Lines tweeted this:

Wondering what he was referring to, I click the link:

“Stuxnet admission likely to have foreign policy consequences”

Wait…what? Did anyone with a clue edit this article before it got posted?

The "Stunningly Stupid Nonsensical Headline of the Week" Award goes to…

… Business Insider’s Owen Thomas for “If Facebook Gets Any Cheaper Apple Needs To Buy It”. The “logic” behind it is spectacular in its simple-minded wrongheadedness. Harry Marks does a great job skewering it so I have nothing more to add except this cheap shot based on Thomas’ head shot:

“Nice “Something About Mary” look you’ve got going on there, Owen…”

If Facebook Gets Any Cheaper Apple Needs To Buy It

Why I Hate the Portland Hipster Community

This right here is exactly why I hate Portland’s hipster community. There’s no goddamned reason for this. We’ve invented perfectly good, safe, easy ways to get into a beer can. But that’s not retro enough for these douchebags. They’ve got to make the simple harder.

Assholes.

It’s a shame too because I love pilsner style beers but I will never drink this.

via Churchkey Can Co.’s Flat Top Beer Can