American Baby Names are getting Stupider…

Deadspin:

Americans are somehow getting even worse at naming children, and they show no signs of correcting themselves. You think that Jayden is the bottom of the barrel? My friend, I combed through this survey and found names that would confuse and terrify you. I can’t even list them all here, because your brain would die. Instead, I’ve picked just a few representative choices, to show you the tip of the preppy white moron iceberg.

Good God…read some of those names…”Chesney”? “Bastian”? “Fallyn”? WTF is wrong with these people? If you give your child any of the names on this list, please stop reading anything I write and just….just….just go away…

American Baby Names are getting Stupider…

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