This guy is officially the stupidest person in New York City…


Florida real estate broker Chadwick Lange’s $150,000 Maserati was absconded with by two rapscallions—after they asked Lange’s permission to take photographs of the vehicle in Times Square.

Lange had pulled over at West 47th Street and Broadway just before 5 a.m. on Sunday, leaving the keys in the ignition and the engine idling. That’s when two unidentified confidence men swooped in and, affecting admiration for Lange’s luxurious conveyance, requested permission to pose for photos inside it.

But as soon as poor, trusting Lange gave the polite scoundrels his blessing, one of the grifters slid behind the wheel, shut the door, and sped off.


I’m sorry. This guy is a colossal moron who shouldn’t be allowed to have a Kia let alone a $150,000 Maserati. The police and his insurance company should get together and say, “You know what Mr Lange? Because of your AMAZING level of stupidity, we are not going to look for you car. The people who stole it can keep it and do what they please with it. We are also not going to pay out your insurance claim. You’ve got to be taught a lesson about being THE DUMBEST PERSON WE KNOW. Be happy that we can’t charge you with being an idiot…”

One thought on “This guy is officially the stupidest person in New York City…”

  1. “confidence men” ?
    really … you left the car running with keys in and you think its a confidence trick?

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