I bet you’ve never thought you could find The Funny in reviews of products at Amazon but these two products are full of comedy gold. I saw the first when someone mentioned that there was a “banana slicer” on Amazon. My first thought was, “WTF? Who doesn’t know how to slice a banana!?”
But then you start reading the comments…
I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.
Despite the hype, and the colour, and the talk of buttons and tips moving in and out, this was the worst dildo ever.