Movie Theater employing Volunteer Ninjas

The Prince Charles Cinema is said to be employing volunteer “ninjas” to regulate good behavior among the audience. The term “ninja” is being used loosely here — they’re really more like glorified ushers in black skintight bodysuits — but whatever you want to call them, it’s certainly an interesting way to keep the peace.

I’d volunteer to be a ninja if I were allowed to silently sneak up on rude moviegoers AND SLIT THEIR THROATS….

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