Movie Theater employing Volunteer Ninjas

iFilm:
The Prince Charles Cinema is said to be employing volunteer “ninjas” to regulate good behavior among the audience. The term “ninja” is being used loosely here — they’re really more like glorified ushers in black skintight bodysuits — but whatever you want to call them, it’s certainly an interesting way to keep the peace.

I’d volunteer to be a ninja if I were allowed to silently sneak up on rude moviegoers AND SLIT THEIR THROATS….

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