When my son came home from college a few months ago, he picked up the TV remote, scrolled through the contents of our home DVR and informed me there wasn’t enough room for my shows and his.
WTF? YOu say your son is in college? OK….that means he’s old enough to hear this….
“Go fuck yourself, junior. It’s my house, it’s my DVR, they’re my TV shows. Delete one single thing off of it and the first thing I do is kick your ass and the second will be I kick your ass OUT of my house, you ungrateful shithead.”