Five Dollar Finds:
This is rather ridiculous, but it is better than cutting it with a knife. If the pizza is hot and you have to cut it, mind as well do it right.
NO! NO NO NO! It’s NOT “better than cutting it with a knife”! You’d look like an even bigger idiot using this thing! And “If the pizza is hot…” do what your momma told you to do when you were a kid – BLOW ON IT!