The Monocle Returns as a Fashion Accessory (no…just…NO!)

The New York Times:

“I got it just to have my own style, bring something new to the table,” said Jose Vega, 23, an aspiring Miami rap musician.

THEY’RE NOT NEW, you hipster douchebag!

“Also, I’m nearsighted.”

Then wear glasses!

“All of this is part of a sense of irony and a way of discovering and displaying old artisanal and craft-based technology.”

What a load of bullshit.

The only good news about this is that, if the stodgy old New York Times has “discovered” this foppish fad, then it means it’s already old and almost run its course.

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