9 Different Opinions on how many Partners Women "Should" have

BuzzFeed:
How many people should a woman sleep with in her lifetime? Many people think they know the exact right answer.

Free tip to the fellas out there….NEVER ASK THIS QUESTION.

No matter what the answer is, you’re not going to be happy with it. You have a number in your head. It’s highly unlikely your number is the same as hers. It’s also likely her number is higher than yours. The vast majority of men are not mentally equipped to handle the fact that her number is “too high”.

So just don’t ask….

John calls Cops after Prostitute takes his Money and raises her Price

AnnArbor.com:

What would you do if you agreed on a price for a prostitute’s services, only for her to take your money and raise her price?

When that happened to a 45-year-old Ann Arbor man Wednesday night, he decided to call police and report the woman for robbery.

You’ve got to admire a guy with enough balls to call the police and tell them a prostitute was charging him too much.

Teacher convicted of having Sex with 5 Students

Fox News:
A former North Texas high school teacher was convicted Friday and sentenced to five years in prison for having sex with five 18-year-old students at her home.

The former Kennedale High School English teacher had sex with the students at her home over two months in 2011, authorities said. Three former students who testified Thursday said that they did not consider themselves victims and did not want to see their former English teacher prosecuted.

A 19-year-old testified that he had gone to Colleps’ home twice with friends and they all engaged in sexual conduct.
A former student who is now 20 testified that he engaged in group sex and recorded his last encounter on a cellphone.

Four-Tuner TiVo solves Family Spats

Mashable:

When my son came home from college a few months ago, he picked up the TV remote, scrolled through the contents of our home DVR and informed me there wasn’t enough room for my shows and his.

WTF? YOu say your son is in college? OK….that means he’s old enough to hear this….

“Go fuck yourself, junior. It’s my house, it’s my DVR, they’re my TV shows. Delete one single thing off of it and the first thing I do is kick your ass and the second will be I kick your ass OUT of my house, you ungrateful shithead.”

Lose Your Pants, No Second Chance

I love this subhead from TIME: “Mooning your boss may mean a quick trip to unemployment”

“May”? I’ve never held a job where I thought for a second that mooning my boss wouldn’t get me fired on the spot!

Last week, the Illinois Appellate Court a Chicago-based investment banker’s appeal against being fired for mooning. Jason Selch had sued Bank of America, arguing the gesture wasn’t sufficient grounds for termination.

Selch reportedly dropped his pants after he heard the news of his company ‘s merger with a Bank of America subsidiary. Enraged, he stormed into a conference room and, after establishing he didn’t have a non-compete clause, mooned two stunned company executives.

Kate Middleton Topless Photos: The Annihilation of Privacy and Decency

International Business Times:
Imagine what would happen if Michelle Obama, the wife of the U.S. president, visited a beach in France or Italy, removed her top to lay on the sand and some intrepid (i.e., sleazy) photographer snapped some photos of the First Lady au naturel and had them published in some tabloid like The National Enquirer?

The outcry would be deafening, even from those folks who loathe the Obamas. It would signal that a line had been crossed, a line that should never even be approached.

This scenario has played out in real life with Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, who has suffered the indignity of having her topless photographs splashed across a French magazine named Closer.