How many people should a woman sleep with in her lifetime? Many people think they know the exact right answer.
Free tip to the fellas out there….NEVER ASK THIS QUESTION.
No matter what the answer is, you’re not going to be happy with it. You have a number in your head. It’s highly unlikely your number is the same as hers. It’s also likely her number is higher than yours. The vast majority of men are not mentally equipped to handle the fact that her number is “too high”.
So just don’t ask….
What would you do if you agreed on a price for a prostitute’s services, only for her to take your money and raise her price?
When that happened to a 45-year-old Ann Arbor man Wednesday night, he decided to call police and report the woman for robbery.
You’ve got to admire a guy with enough balls to call the police and tell them a prostitute was charging him too much.
44% of women aged 18-50 prefer reading erotic tales to actually having sex…
I hope I’m not the only one who reads this and thinks, “YOU’RE HAVING SEX WRONG!”
Researchers have finally found a compound that may offer the first effective and hormone-free birth control pill for men.
Ladies – would you trust a guy to take birth control pills?
When my son came home from college a few months ago, he picked up the TV remote, scrolled through the contents of our home DVR and informed me there wasn’t enough room for my shows and his.
WTF? YOu say your son is in college? OK….that means he’s old enough to hear this….
“Go fuck yourself, junior. It’s my house, it’s my DVR, they’re my TV shows. Delete one single thing off of it and the first thing I do is kick your ass and the second will be I kick your ass OUT of my house, you ungrateful shithead.”
I love this subhead from TIME: “Mooning your boss may mean a quick trip to unemployment”
“May”? I’ve never held a job where I thought for a second that mooning my boss wouldn’t get me fired on the spot!
Last week, the Illinois Appellate Court a Chicago-based investment banker’s appeal against being fired for mooning. Jason Selch had sued Bank of America, arguing the gesture wasn’t sufficient grounds for termination.
Selch reportedly dropped his pants after he heard the news of his company ‘s merger with a Bank of America subsidiary. Enraged, he stormed into a conference room and, after establishing he didn’t have a non-compete clause, mooned two stunned company executives.
Fifty Shades Generator:
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his bald-headed yogurt slinger probed deeper…
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