7 Things Tim Cook might say at D10

Lance Ulanoff of Mashable writes:

“As I prepare to sit in on the event, I came up with my best and most interesting guesses for what golden nuggets will cascade from the lanky Alabama native’s lips…”

and then proceeds to write the single stupidest article I’ve read this weekend.

If Ulanoff is being facetious, he’s not very good at signaling it. And when you write an article like this facetiously, you better make sure it’s obvious because, otherwise, you’re giving the impression of a guy who has no clue how Apple operates.

7 Things Tim Cook might say at D10

Does organic food turn people into jerks?

Renate Raymond has encountered her fair share of organic food snobs, but a recent trip to a Seattle market left her feeling like she’d stumbled onto the set of “Portlandia.

“I stopped at a market to get a fruit platter for a movie night with friends but I couldn’t find one so I asked the produce guy,” says the 40-year-old arts administrator from Seattle. “And he was like, ‘If you want fruit platters, go to Safeway. We’re organic.’ I finally bought a small cake and some strawberries and then at the check stand, the guy was like ‘You didn’t bring your own bag? I need to charge you if you didn’t bring your own bag.’ It was like a ‘Portlandia skit.’ They were so snotty and arrogant.”

Does organic food turn people into jerks?